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By: kopal
Date: Jan 21, 2008
"Defeat is not when you fall down; it’s when you refuse to get up."
"Technical Skill is the mastery of complexity,while Creativity is the mastery of PRESENCE OF MIND" |
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| THE BRICK , |
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By: kopal
Date: Jan 21, 2008
THE BRICK
About ten years ago, a young and very successful executive named Josh was traveling down a Chicago neighborhood street. He was going a bit too fast in his sleek, black, 12 cylinder Jaguar XKE, which was only two months old.
He was watching for kids darting out from between parked cars and slowed down when he thought he... |
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| I Apologise , |
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By: kopal
Date: Jan 21, 2008
I Apologise... For all the mean things I might have said.
I Apologise... For all the things I did or didn't do.
I Apologise... If I ever ignored you.
I Apologise... If I ever made you feel bad or put you down.
I Apologise... If I ever thought I was better than you.
I Apologise... For everything... |
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| BITCHOLOGY , |
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By: kopal
Date: Jan 21, 2008
BITCHOLOGY
When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a bitch.
When I stand up for those I love, they call me a bitch.
When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts or do things my own way, they call me a bitch.
Being a bitch means I won't compromise what's in my heart. It means I live my life MY... |
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| Faith , |
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By: kopal
Date: Jan 21, 2008
Faith
Story told by a man which is most frightening yet thought-provoking experiences of his life. He had been on a long flight. The first warning of the approaching problems came when the sign on the airplane flashed on: "Fasten your seat belts."Then, after a while, a calm voice said, "We shall not be serving the beverages at this... |
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| NEED WASHING?? , |
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By: kopal
Date: Jan 20, 2008
Rating:
A little girl had been shopping with her Mom in Wal-Mart. She must have been
6 years old, this beautiful red haired, freckle faced image of innocence. It
was pouring outside. The kind of rain that gushes over the top of rain
gutters, so much in a hurry to hit the earth it has no time to flow down the
spout. We all stood there under the awning and... |
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| WONDER WHY THE CALL CENTRE GUYS R PAID SO MUCH , |
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By: kopal
Date: Jan 20, 2008
1 ) Tech Support : "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Customer : "Ok."
Tech Support : "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer : "No."
Tech Support : "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer : "No."
Tech Support :... |
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| Girl's diary vs boy's diary - Simply amazing , |
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By: kopal
Date: Jan 20, 2008
HER DIARY
Today , I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a cafe to have some coffee. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late,but he made no comment. Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk, he agreed but he kept quiet and... |
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| Collection of leave letters and applications , |
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By: kopal
Date: Jan 20, 2008
This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people in various places of India ...
1. Infosys, Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows:
Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.
3. Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee... |
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| MEN ARE BETTER FRIENDS! , |
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By: kopal
Date: Jan 20, 2008
Women: A wife was not at home for a whole night. So, the very next morning, she tells her husband that she stayed at her girlfriend's apartment over night. The husband calls 10 of her best girlfriend's and none of them confirm that.
Men: A husband was not at home for a whole night. So he tells his wife the very next morning, that he stayed at his friend's... |
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| What God Said , |
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By: kopal
Date: Jan 20, 2008
One day God was looking down at earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on.
So he called one of his angels to go to earth for a time.
When he returned, he told God: Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not.
God thought for a moment and said, Maybe I had better send down another angel to... |
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| Story of 6 weeks , 6 months, 6 years . . . , |
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By: kopal
Date: Jan 20, 2008
Story of 6 weeks , 6 months, 6 years . . .
Dating process:
6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U.
6 months : Of course I love U.
6 years : GOD, if I didn't love U, then why the hell did I propose?
Back from Work:
6 weeks : Honey, I'm home.
6 months : BACK!!
6 years : What did... |
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| "Hum Along Cassidy Twins" , |
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By: Goldlotus
Date: Jan 19, 2008
I look back at my brother's and my rise to stardom and I wish we had handled things differently. Unless you have been living on Mars, you certainly remember the humming sensation that captivated the country in the late 80's - yes - my brother and I comprised "Hum Along Cassidy". I mean we had real talent. My brother and I could not even go to Temple without being... |
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