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| My details |
| Job: |
Manufacturer of Buggy Whips |
| Best Accomplishment: |
Middle School Graduation |
| Favorite Quote: |
"Stop Drop and Roll" |
| Favorite Activity: |
Humming |
| Member Since: |
Jan 11, 2008 |
| Star Sign: |
Aquarius |
| Last Login: |
Mar 15, 2010 |
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| About me |
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bonjour, mon nom est . . . chris goldman and I ("Terry Jones") live in Myrtle Beach, SC (although I was spawned in Bethesda MD). I am a recent graduate of the Tijuana GED equivalency program. Therefore, I would consider myself rather educated and astute. I am presently employed as a salesperson in the lucrative used carpet padding industry. I commute to work on a unicycle which contributes to my taut physical aesthetic. That’s all for now. If you would like to know a little more about Chris Goldman (aka - “set2stun”) - then visit www.set2stun.com ~ and I bid you cocodaas® ~
www.set2stun.com ~ l'ensemble 2 assomment ~ wwwdotset2stundotcom
socialement conscient ~ rest well with the knowledge that chris goldman is standing sentry, ready and willing to take the lead in resolving social issues . . . as well as seeing them through to their proper accord . . . i will be your shepherd, substituting my constitution for sake of resolving ignorance ~ maya ~ please subscribe to my blog [available here or through www.set2stun.com] as it is the only proper remedy . . . please relax and forget all about the World's social peevings, i've got you covered [p.s. i work alone . . . you should feel absolutely no obligation (please God) to assist me in my social parsings . . . focus your mind on what is truly important: (1) food; (2) water; (3) shelter; and (4) extracurricular human proclivities . . . i got the podium covered so just remember to turn every 30 minutes in order to achieve your aesthetic . . . cocodaas ]
succombez à moi ~ Bite the apple - come on BITE IT! Take a peek from the "Original Voyeur's Balcony" ~ sequentially arouse all the factors that are you ~ I am on the slab for my audience's amusement ~ feast on the corpus of the backward tracking pendulum and behold the forces and conditions that cause me AFFECTEZ ~ see me "Chris Goldman". |
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I Just Thought I Would List A Few of My Interests, Hobbies, Past Times, Proclivities . . .
Gambian Women, Lassoing Squirrels (no harm befalls the squirrels - in fact I regularly administer tetanus shots to those whom I ensnare), Bungee Jumping With Hemp Rope, My Cat "Pedro" and His Immaculate Offspring "Petra", Tube Socks, Bald Women, Dancing to 60's Music Played in Reverse, Speaking in Tongues (only romantic tongues though - none of that Aramaic stuff because I am easily frightened), Confiding in Cell Mates, Performance Art Performed By The Poor, Moving Streets and Motionless Sidewalks, [which leads to my next one] Treadmill Racing, Holding My Breath for Extended Periods of Time, Bald Women Again, Tennis With Indigents, Building Small Subdivisions Near Holy Sites (to encourage worship), Iconoclasm Involving Puppies, Watching Others Escape Peril, Paying For The Legal Services of Former Professors, Rodeo Clown Attire, The Immortal Group "Hum Along Cassidy," My Sister's Approval, White T-Shirts (Duh), Bald Women Again, Shaving Against The Grain, Deep Hate and Resentment, Being Labeled as Vituperative, Set2Stun, Bald Women Once More, Crying in Front of Other Inmates, Private Rehab, English Barrister Wigs on Mannequins, Pudding (Vanilla), Scaring My Family With Fake Police Visits Late At Night (All in Good Fun Though), Photoshopped Autopsy Photographs of Myself Mailed to My Parents on My Birthday (But With Corresponding Notice That I am Alive, Well and Happy - And The Body is Always Wearing a Birthday Hat), Humming for the Insane and Elderly, [which leads to my next one] Humming for My Mother And Father, Learning Humming Techniques From My Maternal Grandfather, Bald Women (of course), Crew Cuts and Pencil Thin Mustaches (don't even go there - I am more Hetero than your father and certainly more than your son), Watching Paint Dry, Still Videography, and other things I, Chris Goldman, enjoy ~ www.set2stun.com ~ "I Bid You CocoDaas" ~ |
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intérêts et passe-temps ~ j'ai une passion peu commune pour tout ce qui est la Gambie . . . lu dessus . . .
I spend the bulk of my free time devouring every morsel of information about The Gambia (also referred to as the Republic of the Gambia). In fact, I was recently appointed to the Gambian Presidential Cabinet in the capacity of Director of Historiography. I am so honored to have been selected as the Original Framer of Gambian Heritage. Just last week I issued my first official directive with the desired intention of silencing the spread of what rebel forces call “The Newspaper.” I have ordered the military to destroy this literary virus. I have also commanded the burning of the “old” elementary school textbooks as I have closed the elementary schools. The textbooks are far more valuable as a source of heating fuel than they offer as an academic aid. I have published what I consider to be the truth regarding our struggle as Gambian People in the comprehensive text, “The Official History of Gambia – Learn It or Suffer,” which will be released on February 14, 2008 (the new Gambian Historiographer’s Holiday).
While my appointment as Gambian Director of Historiography and its associated duties certainly occupy the majority of the calendar, I do receive requisite downtime. If I am not questioning dissidents, which I feel so passionate about, I usually pass the day singing or humming the Gambian National Anthem. |
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