A One Act By Chris Goldman [SCENE 8] ~ ROLL'EM

The Role of "Nancy Bailey" will be played by Nancy Goldman

"Its way too tempting . . . I'm knocking this thing over . . . we're goin' out the back tonight fancy boy. . . pull up those floppy cardigan sleeves 'cause you're hangin' with Irish blood tonight . . . hands will get dirty . . . . . . what you are about to witness is what my family likes to call a 'Performance Piece'. . .the rich folks here actually buy this crap? [short time gap] . . . no, we don't belong to this club . . . that was my dad who parked your car . . . [short time gap] . . . honey, I could get into this art stuff if it's all like this little beauty that's sitting in the eye of my Irish hurricane nightmare . . . damn it . . . I'm hearing those voices – the fun ones – the ones of my ancestry and I will obey . . . I must break this Tantalus Rouse . . . it is our way . . . your family is a patron to the arts and mine just enjoys breaking it . . . promise to bail me out 'cause you got me into this mess . . . you put this Million Dollar Teeter Totter in front of me . . . see you at the third precinct . . . oh yeah, I remembered my compact . . . I refuse to sit for another mug shot without proper lighting and my concealer . . . I cried for a week after I saw my last mug shot on TV . . . my parents were so proud but I thought I looked fat . . . they still have my intake papers on the fridge . . . anyway . . . bid farewell to this thing because in two seconds it enters the art afterlife . . . see ya' later and remember to thank your grandparents for the invite . . . oh and tip my dad this time"

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