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Title: Wanna See Something Really Scary??
By: ChrisG
Date: Feb 16, 2008
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Chris Goldman says "Hi People,"
NOTE: This entry is a bit belated (by about 2 weeks) but I have been extremely busy. I am writing this one from the road. Nothing better to do than write when stuck in a que. So anyway, here goes . . .
Had a mole removed from my ear and it took 2 stitches to close the wound. Not to gross anyone out but you would not believe the size of the flesh and tissue that the doctor so delicately carved out of my ear. It was so big that I wouldn't be surprised if it turned out to have its own inner-dialogue. Wouldn't it be crazy if in some weird parallel universe my mole is blogging about having me removed from its ass? This mole appeared to have a nice blood supply and it took much better care of itself than I do. I mean, at least the mole was growing . . . I certainly am not. I guess the mole eats properly and exercises. Thats all I can think of. I kind of miss it now. I hope the mole can finally find peace and maybe start a family of its own. Let me know what you think?
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JOKE TIME:
what do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? [ANSWER] a quarter-pounder with cheese. |
| By: ChrisG [Feb 16, 2008] |
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| doesn't the word "fleshy" just conjure up the must unappealing thought? makes me think of a chicken with necrosis on a sterling plate topped off with a lovely pear flavored yeast infected glaze. |
| By: ChrisG [Feb 16, 2008] |
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