By: ChrisG Date: Jan 12, 2008
SATURDAY, 29 DECEMBER 2007
Today I learned of the untimely passing of a dear friend, Michael Summers ("Mike"). I have known Mike for so long that I consider him family. At this period in time I am unable to fully comprehend the scope to which this loss will affect not only myself but the fabric of our small community. All I know for certain is that Mike Summers has left a...
By: ChrisG Date: Jan 12, 2008
Chris Goldman pontificates:
Yahoo's founder, Jerry Yang, looked a bit nervous during his recent visit to the US Capitol. Why you ask? This asshole instructed Yahoo to turn over the personal email correspondences of Chinese nationals to their not-so-tolerant government. Human Rights Violation? Shall I also add the fact that Mr. Yang chose this administrative action as a...
By: ChrisG Date: Jan 12, 2008
Chris Goldman Reports:
Dwellers of the physical realm can breath a sigh of relief today. It turns out that the Law of Karma applies only to those who can sew. I propose a toast to this most recently bequeathed token of nominal enlightenment. I also promise to do my part to ensure proper cosmological function. Specifically, I plan on drinking and cussing all night in...
By: ChrisG Date: Jan 12, 2008
This Legal Analysis has been contributed by Chris Goldman ~ “The Learned Hand” .
France has once again destroyed one of my fantasies. Let’s say that my Mom (Nancy Goldman), who is featured in the news clipping above, were to have purchased the Picasso painting for the mere $18,750 asking price, could I have then sliced the painting into 4 equal squares and sold all four...
This Chris Goldman is not hot at all so why does he keep saying that?
By: ChrisG Date: Jan 12, 2008 Rating:
Chris Goldman has OCD and, like a Native American rain dance, he believes that if he keeps saying that he is hot that one day his face will no longer resemble his dog's ass.
